Showing posts from October 9, 2011Show all
Talking to you is part of my daily routine, without it, I'm sad :(
If you want to be TOGETHER you have TO-GET-Her :)
Follow your heart, even though its on your left, its always right..
Facebook must be a woman because a man never asks "whats on your mind"
I wish i could Google anything. I'd search "WHERE THE HELL IS MY IPOD" and it would be like "UNDER THE COUCH YOU DUMBASS"
I love seeng your name in my notifications!
I Love Waving at security cameras :P
Running really fast through a dark room so nothing will kill you..!
I will just sleep 5 more minutes.. 7.05.. 7:10... 7:15.. .... 8:30????? CRAP!
Im quite aware you are staring at me, but im pretending not to notice..
When i read your text messages i can hear exactly how you would say it..
When I Miss you, I re-read our old conversations and smile...
Dettol Kills 99.9% of germs. That 0.1% germ is a Legend :]
You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something.. - Eminem
"Become a Fan is old, I want to "Become an Air Conditioner" :P
"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
I am not lazy.. I am on energy saving mode :)
I just love it when you talk to me with that smile on your face :]
Dear brain.. will you stop thinking so much and let me SLEEP??
Facebook is the only place where its acceptable to talk to a wall..
A guy who truly loves his girl does not need to unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart..
I am not waking up until my alarm goes off, even if there 1 min left.
Proud of my heart..
The moon followed my car...
If you were a facebook status i would like you :)
Facebook is like jail..
I am limited edition..
LOVE does not stand for Legs. Open. Very. Easy
"Error, not long enough"
Friend & Best Friend
Hear a noise in your house...
Old people poke me and say "You're Next"
My girlfriend finally got a Facebook account.
Describe a hot girl..
Teacher: Pencils Down Plz! Pencils Down plz!! Excuse me, you there i said pencils down! Student: I'm using a pen..
A Chicken crossed the road and met James Bond. The chicken said:.. What's your name? "Bond, James Bond. What's you's?, Ken Chick Ken"
One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A husband sent this to his wife: "I'm having a wonderful time wish you were her."
They say that if you love someone you should let them go, but they never say what to do when they don't come back..
True Love is when you've had a huge fight but then decide to put aside your ego, hold hands and say "I Love You"
I wish i knew who i was supposed to marry, so i wouldn't waste my time with anyone else.